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Sarah
They just keep picking up and I keep calling. The 805# seems to be answered by more people as the 828# just got me the same two men, one claiming to be the boss. The ‘Boss’ said “I will get you, you Mthr Fkr, you are costing me money.” I called back a few times after asking if by ‘get me’ he was asking me out on a date. I made it clear that I don’t go that way and his rundi’s in the call center are too dirty to touch.
Good job! I just wasted 24 minutes of Roberts time. He finally figured out that I was baiting him and said what they always say: “I knew it from the beginning”
Thanks for the heads up, my friend! I’m going to go back in. I was hitting them with both of my cell phones and my VOIP lines. They folded like a cheap suitcase. Let’s see if we can do it again!
Roger connected me to my fake Wells Fargo bank. The Wells Fargo idiot was trying sooo hard to use an American accent
Apparently, someone opened 7 bank accounts in my name and social security number.
I’m now holding on for the DEA. I’m suspected of money laundering and drug trafficking.
Good job! I just wasted 24 minutes of Roberts time. He finally figured out that I was baiting him and said what they always say: “I knew it from the beginning” 
after we all had some fun