Called and waited for almost five minutes (On hold) for somebody to pick up. I figured I'd side task while I wait, so as I'm getting my call recorder ready. Somebody picked up, I was silent for a couple seconds (as I didn't notice he picked up), then I heard "I fucked yo muddah!! You bahen chod! Click".
But wait there's more. I called again (Call recorder on for my amusement later) and got the same person, this time he asked how I got the number, kindly. I said there was a pop up on my computer (choosing random shit to see if he would play along) just for him to say "The only thing popping up is my dick! Your mom will be seeing my dick tonight, your mom will be seeing my dick! Your sister is porn star, I film her getting naked and she'll be pregnant in two months exactly Click.