My IRS Agent
Badge ID: AL556982
Case #: IR7436
Amount due: $5,276
There were "wots of miscalcoolations"
They believe I am "attempting to defrood the government"
I shall be " awwested in and sent to pwison"
I will have to get a "personal attearny to represent me in the IRS coat" pretty sure that means court.
I told her she caught me and asked her to meet me personally at Pappadeux, where I could buy her some good Steaks and we could "discuss this further"
She was about to say yes and a guy interrupted and hung up... Playa hata